Saturday, April 27, 2013

Our Favorite Lingerie - Red is a Nice Color


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Our Favorite Bikinis - The Superman Bikini


Video below from From Bikini.com.



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Megan, What Were You Thinking?

One of the stranger Senior Pictures I have ever seen. Megan is obviously reflecting on the good times she had cheerleading. Or is she? She could be:
a.  Admiring her own vagina. She might think hers is the prettiest vagina in the school.
b.  Thinking about a career in Gynecology.
c.  Is Wondering Why The Hell She Had to Cheer for a School Nicknamed "The Dogs"
d.  Thinking that she should start douching.



Brett Got Drunk Last Night

Not sure who Brett was, but he got Drunk as Hell!!!

Photo Via Facebook

Hottie of the Day - Brett Rossi


Brett Rossi is a Self-Proclaimed "Internationally Published Cover Girl & Adult Video Vixen." (according to her tumblr account).  Judging from some of the pics we found, we concluded that the moniker is a fancy way to say Porn Star.  She is Hot, no doubt about it.  She is our Hottie of the Day!  Enjoy these pics of her and we also have some NSFW pics of the Beautiful Miss Rossi Here.

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Clever Condom Adverstising

Durex Has it down right.  Soccer fans are always looking for that Assistant Ref to hold up the sign showing how much time is left or who is subbing for who.  So Durex is now using the "Extra Time" board to advertise its condoms.  The board looks like a giant Condom wrapper.


Cab Ride "Prank"

This Cab Ride "Prank" includes a gun and a werewolf!  I Think We all know where this is going!!!



WOW!  I am surprised those girls didn't turn the gun on the dude after they found out it was a prank.

Why Would You Do This To a Cadillac?


My Shower Bar


Nothing like knocking out a hangover by getting drunk again.  Gotta start early!

"I'm Obama" - Rucka Rucka Parody

Do you remember the "My Name's Obama" Call Me Maybe Parody by Rucka Rucka Ali? The dude's back with another funny and very NSFW parody called "I'm Obama" (Thrift Shop Parody).  If you are into Political Correctness, I would suggest that you skip this video!

Friday, April 26, 2013

Our Favorite Dresses - A Tiny Black Dress

No words for this one...


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South American Telethons are Better




I used to watch the Jerry Lewis Telethon when I was young. When I got old enough to play outside by myself and go to places (I.e. at about 8 or 9 years), I ditched that boring telethon for something exciting. Now if Jerry had a telethon like they do in South America, I would probably have watched every single one and be waiting with anticipation for the next one.

This video clip was from a Chilean Telethon. I have lived in South America and Mexico and can attest that this is the normal telethon that they have. The basic premise is to have some well-known entertainers sing and then have smaller name entertainers (Guys and girls)come on and dance and strip to pasties in order to raise money. Think about it...It works!!! They raise a ton of $$ and everyone wants to watch it. Keep watching this video past the first couple of minutes and you shall be rewarded. Enjoy.

Which Would You Pick?

Me - I would go with 2 and 4.  What about you?




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Hottie of the Day - Jessica Kingham


This is the lovely Jessica Kingham. She’s been in Loaded, Page 3, Nuts and Zoo, and a few other men's mags, mostly in the United Kingdom. Therefore, she may be a new discovery to the guys and gals over here in the states.  We have some NSFW Pics of Jessica Topless if You are into that sort of thing.

Follow her on Twitter:  @JKingham_Mode


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Our Favorite Lingerie - Black Lingerie GIF


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Free Advice Friday - Some Advice to New Teachers

Free Advice Friday – Advice from a Veteran Teacher of 16 years
Here is some advice that I routinely dish out to new and old teachers alike.   This is from a list I keep that I am constantly adding to.  I have come up with some of these myself, some are from Harry Wong (teachers all know him) and other bits of advice are from other sources.  Use what you will and comment if you like.  (in no particular order)
       
        Keep students engaged as much as possible
        Think before you speak
        Think twice before you discipline
        Establish a consistent routine and stick with it
        Just because something is in black and white doesn’t mean it is going to stay that way
        Control your classroom
        Practice “the look”
        Practice getting a classroom silent armed only with “the look”
        Shut up and teach
        When talking with students about negative behaviors, don’t chase other adults away, they could be used to validate your side of the story if the student or students gang up on you
        Keep reviewing the fundamentals
        Many problems can be ironed out with more repetition
        Get out of debt as fast as possible
        Spend less than you make
        Use cash
        Pay your bills on time (nothing says “good morning” quite like a 6:30am gym shower)
        Set multiple alarm clocks
        Be friendly to office staff
        Ask for help if you need it
        Get to know the parents of your students
        Communicate better
        Videotape yourself teaching and watch it with an unbiased eye
       

Free Advice Fridays - How to Deal With "Short Penis Syndrome"

All of the facts and quotes in this post come from:  Non-invasive methods of penile lengthening: fact or fiction? Oderda M and Gontero P. BJUI. 107, pp1278-1282. (April 2011). DOI: 10.1111/j.1464-410X.2010.09647.x

There are so many guys out there who think they have small penises.  So many in fact that there is a term for men who feel this way.  It is called "short penis syndrome."  Men with "short penis syndrome" or SPS usually have perfectly average penises but they believe strongly that they are inadequate. Few, besides prostate cancer survivors, steroid users, and the prematurely bald actually suffer from what is called "micropenis."

"Penile size is a matter of great interest among men who are affected by 'short penis syndrome' [SPS] or just believe themselves to have a small penis, even though the dimensions of the organ fall within the normal range," University of Turin urologists Marco Oderda and Paolo Gontero wrote in the British Journal of Urology International [BJUI].

"Urologists are constantly approached by men who are concerned about the size of their penis, despite the fact that the majority of them are normal sized" says Professor Paolo Gontero.

"However there are also a number of medical and surgical conditions that can cause penile shortening, such as radical prostatectomy for men with prostate cancer, Peyronie's disease and congenital abnormalities. Then there's 'hidden penis', which is caused by overlying abdominal fat and skin in obese aging men or a lack of skin because of chronic inflammation or an aggressive circumcision. "Surgery is characterised by a risk of complications and unwanted outcomes and lack of consensus among the medical profession on the indications for surgery and the techniques used. That is why a non-invasive technique is preferable." The review compared five evidence-based surgical studies covering 121 men and six evidence-based non-surgical studies covering 109 men, published between 2000 and 2009. Key findings included:

-The average penis measures between 3 and 4 inches when flaccid and between 5 and 7 inches centimeters when erect.

- Surgical techniques resulted in average flaccid size increases of between 1.3cm and 2.5cm. One report mentioned a highly invasive surgical procedure that achieved up to 4cm, but the authors could find no reports to suggest this has been reproduced by others. Meanwhile, studies of three types of penile extenders resulted in average flaccid increases of 0.5cm to 2.3cm.

- The most common surgical technique - used on 83 per cent of patients - was dissection of the suspensory ligament, carried out on men with underdeveloped penises, Peyronie's disease, very small penises (micropenis), penile carcinoma or trauma. A number of patients had surgery because of dysmorphophobia, a psychological dislike of their body.

- Nineteen men with an erect penis length of 6-10cm received the invasive surgery that involved penile disassembly with autologous cartilage and five of those experienced moderate dorsal penile curvature after surgery. The authors foresee a high complication and dissatisfaction rate with this surgical technique.

- A total of 72 men used the penile extenders. Six reported minor problems, with three experiencing bruising and one each reporting temporary discolouration, pain and itching.

- A study on the long-term effects of repeated vacuum treatment showed no significant physical change after six months of therapy, but it did provide a degree of psychological satisfaction for some men. Two of the 37 men experienced side effects, with one haematoma (blood under the tissue) and one case of numbness recorded.

- One study showed that botox may have a temporary effect in decreasing penile retraction and improving flaccid length.

- Another suggested that penoscrotal rings could help augment penile size and maintain erections in men suffering from anxiety if combined with a PDE5 inhibitor (erectile dysfunction drug). However, the authors could only find two case reports that described the efficacy of these devices.

- There is no scientific evidence to show that penile lengthening exercises work. Despite this, it is very attractive to patients who like the idea of a non-invasive, low-cost method of penis enlargement and is widely discussed on the internet.

- Many men feel that their penis is too small when, in fact, very few seeking help have a micropenis. This suggests that therapy could play an important role in helping men to address their concerns.

"No studies have been carried out to compare surgical and non-invasive methods of penile lengthening" says Professor Gontero. "However our review suggests that penile extenders represent an effective and durable method of penile lengthening, capable of elongating the penis by an average of 1.8cm with minimal side effects. This compares favourably with surgery, which is much more invasive for the patient. Based on current evidence, we suggest that penile extenders, not surgery, should be the first-line treatment for men seeking a penile lengthening procedure. Cognitive behavioural therapy can also be useful in building men's confidence if they have body image issues."

Me Too!

How many of you do this?  I do!  I admit it.  Whenever I am in an awkward situation, I just pretend like I got a message or something, check my phone and then slowly walk away.  It happens alot at work.  People have a difference of opinion or are arguing, ask me what I think and I start to say something, then check my phone.  Sometimes it just isn't worth it to get involved.

A Look At Chernobyl - 27 Years Later

It was 27 years ago today that the Nuclear Power Plant Disaster happened in Chernobyl, USSR (now Ukraine).  I wasn't all that old, but I remember it.  What a scary time.  Everyone thought the radiation cloud was going to wrap around the world and kill millions. 

Thankfully, it didn't.  Unfortunately, it did kill thousands close to the power plant.  I found this great site that looks at the aftermath of the world's worst nuclear disaster.  It shows the destruction that is still visible to this day.  The place is like a ghost town.

The One Thing Canadians Can Hold Over Our Heads

My friend Jason just came back from Canada and showed us some pics, including this one.  I am a Twinkie Junkie.  You can still buy them in Canada, but they are off the shelves here.  I hear that they are coming back soon, but I can't wait.  If anyone goes to Canada, bring me back some Twinkies please!  I will do anything for them  :)


Thursday, April 25, 2013

She Has Pretty Hair...

...Don't 'ya Think?


Love the shorts too!  :)

Thong Thursdays - Doing the Splits

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Busty British Redheaded Twins - The Howe Twins


Meet Carla and Melissa Howe. They are British and they’re twins. They’re alsp Playboy Playmates, and they’re trying to get their own reality show about hanging out at the Playboy Mansion.

I have a better idea for a reality show:  How about a show in which I Hang out at the Playboy Mansion.  I am funny and fairly good looking.  Give me a chance!!!  

I bet if I had huge boobs, wore see through dresses and had a hot twin I would get the show in a second!  





Thong Thursdays - Triple Tails!!!

Those are porn stars Miss Rican, Jynx Maze and Jada Stevens in thongs by the pool. Which would you choose, White, Green or Red?


I think I would go with Green or White!

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Hottie of the Day - Brianna Frost


Brianna Frost is a soft-core porn star and Howard Stern Favorite. Brianna is a 24 year old hottie who was born in Pittsburgh but now lives in Chicago (good move Brianna!)    Click here for some Pics of Brianna that are NSFW!  Enjoy






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And we also have a video of Brianna performing a sexy striptease:

Southerners in Iowa - True Tale

I was coming back from Des Moines and stopped at the McDonald's in Stuart for fries and a coke.  I needed something to munch on during the final 30 miles back to West Des Moines.

So...
I am standing in line and there's this loud, annoying
family in front of us I detected a Dixie - southern accent - possibly Alabama, Georgia?
I can't be sure, but they were from the south and traveling through Iowa.  Must have pulled off the interstate to grab a bite to eat. There was mom, grandma, grandpa, a little kid and a baby.

This family is just talking, talking, talking.  Non-Stop!!!  And not just one of them, but all of them at the same time.  I don't even know how they could keep track of each others' conversations.  Talk about Annoying!

At one point Grandma yells to Grandpa (and I mean YELLS) - "What do you want?"
He replies.... " Well I dunno.. what do they got up there?"  (looking at the menu)
Grandma replies -"The same dang thing that every other McDonald's in the country has."
Grandpa: "They got the same thing?"

This is the point where I roll my eyes, shake my head and look at the guy behind me with a "Here we go" look.  I know I am going to standing here awhile while the Beverly Hillbillies try and decide what to eat! 
The McDonald's Employee (probably a West Central Valley H.S. student)  says "next"
They continue yapping, not paying attention to anything. 
The kid behind the counter has to repeat himself two more times before they notice.  I help him out by saying "I think it's Y'alls turn"  stressing the Y'all.  That got a smile from the mother and a chuckle from the guy behind me.

Finally, they order (it took a lifetime) they step aside .. they wait for their food.

I go to place my McOrder and grandma steps in front of me and says to the Kid "Can I get some socks?"
He replies, "Ma'am, we don't sell socks."
Grandma repeats "We need some socks."
Grandpa adds: "Three socks"
The kid is a little taken aback and repeats in a slightly miffed voice: "We do not have Socks!"
Grandma:  "Don't lie to me boy!  I just saw you give some socks to someone.  Now give me some socks."

I just turn to the guy behind me, who is almost in tears from trying not to laugh.  I kind of give a nod, as if saying "Should I say something or let this go on?"  The guy rolls his eyes.

The kid now says:  "We are not a Wal-Mart.  I am going to get the manager!" 
I finally break in and say "I think they want SAUCE, not socks."
Grandma and grandpa both look at me, smile and nod their head.  Then Grandma says: You people in Iowa must talk funny."  At which point the guy behind me just cracks up.
I look at Granny and say: "Yes, I guess we do." 

Then, I go about ordering.  Now that is Entertainment!!!

I Love Chicago!!!

Took this picture this week.  Lake Michigan was so Blue and the clear blue sky was the perfect backdrop!  I am blessed to be a native Chicagoan.

I Did a Double Take


Vitaly Pranks South Beach Women Buy Asking Them "How Much?"

Prankster Vitaly Zdorovetskiy is at it again.  This time, he walked around South Beach asking girls how much they would charge.



I am still waiting for the day someone goes berserk on him and beats him to death or shoots him.  He keeps this up, it is gonna happen!  Mark my Words!

What a Week!!!

THIS IS HOW MY WEEK IS MAKING ME FEEL!!!

My Buddy John Did This Last Week

Unfortunately, I don't have the video but I learned my lesson.  Always have the cell phone camera ready when someone does the Punching bag.  Watch the last punch!  That is a carbon copy of my good buddy Johnny!!!
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